If you wish to come here from far-off distant lands, you need to know we have some rules that you must understand.

I’m not inciting hatred but I won’t compromise, and laws are made and not to break that you must recognise.

We live in peace and harmony and enjoy our way of life, so don’t resort to violence and there will be no strife.

I’m no racist, I’m no bigot; I respect the law, so if you like our country they’re not to be ignored.

Most of us are Christian and so believe in God, the Ten Commandments are some rules that you might find quite odd.

We enjoy our liberty so do not be deceived, and if you do not like it here you have the right to leave.

If you choose this country as a place to live, you best forget your dismal past and be prepared to give.

You need to learn our language, and we will stick by you, after all if you come here it’s the least that you can do.

You weren’t asked to come here; you came at your request, but if you wish to stay here then give us of your best.

We enjoy our sovereignty, our language that we speak, and we enjoy our culture; it’s ours we want to keep.

There is a thing called treason; it’s written down in law, it’s written for a reason and that’s what laws are for.

You’re welcome here, of course you are but you must tow the line, your belief may bring you grief but don’t you dare touch mine.